Like a thief in the night.

The cosmic pendulum has well and truly swung. Like an angry mosquito mother nature has stung me for all I'm worth. I come to the country of Chicken Buryani and I go veggie, I live through a monsoon and I can only drink bottled water, but still Diarrhea has found me, and now lives in me.

Something profound Paul Gera once said to me "Diarrhea sucks". It doesn't suck Paul, it blows. It blows like a Humpback Whale with self-esteem issues,

and all you can do is amuse yourself by thinking up ridiculous animal similes as the sweat runs down your face again.